The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…